Sung to the tune of chacha heels (I am not actually sure what chacha heels are- runs off to wikipedia). Couldn't find it, but anyway, I am pretty sure I would rather have these:
A few months back someone on Ravelry put a picture of them up as a way to show off your socks. At some point between then and now I decided I needed a pair so after trawling Nottingham high street and having no luck I ordered them off the internet.
With my socks of fire: